THIS IS SO DAMN SAD. Colonel Reb is DEAD! Now we gotta go out & play the REBEL BLACK BEARS for the first time tomorrow. I ain't worried because I hear that Ole Miss (an obvious reference to COLONEL REB'S MEAN OLD HATEFUL ORNERY WIFE WHO WHIPPED HER SLAVES BLOODY WHEN COLONEL REB WAS DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS GAMBLING AWAY HER COTTON MONEY) got a quarterback who's HOOKED ON QUACK!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdVhIbiIBC0